As the last speaker at CPAC, former reality television star Sarah Palin read a bedtime story to attendees at the conservative conference. Former reality television star Sarah Palin used the stage at CPAC to deliver a scattered, rambling speech which included her sequel to the Dr. Seuss classic, “Green Eggs and Ham.” The episode began when Palin, who finished 13th in the presidential straw poll at CPAC with 2% of the vote, thanked the state of Texas for producing Senator Ted Cruz. “Texas, thank you!” She roared to the packed crowd. “Thank you, Texas, because liberty needs a Congress on Cruz-control.” Palin took out a copy of “Green Eggs and Ham,” reminding the audience of Sen. Cruz’s famous reading on the House floor during the government shutdown debate. “Little Trig, lucky little fella,” she said. “His bedtime story goes something like this.” She paused and smiled knowingly.