Hilarious Flight Attendant Makes Air Travel Fun with Joke-Filled Safety Presentation

  

This Southwest Airlines flight attendant has figured out a way to get passengers to pay attention to the pre-take off safety presentation: make it genuinely entertaining. Marty Cobb opened her routine by saying she’d had a “long day” and things escalated from there. “My ex-husband, my new boyfriend and their divorce attorney are going to show you the safety features of this Boeing 737 800 series,” Cobb told the passengers, who immediately seemed to get on board with her schtick and start laughing. “Everybody gets a door prize in the seatback pocket in front of you — along with dirty diapers, chewing gum wrappers, banana peels and all other gifts you leave for us from time to time — it’s the safety information card.” Have you ever seen people this happy on a plane?

via Mediaite


  • Thomas Fowler

    Why does she have to talk so fast that she is hard to understand what she is saying?

    • Gabe T

      It’s a crappy recording of the dissertation. Either way. she should slow it down a bit and get the comic relief and timing to get those extra laughs. I agree with your on that. I assume a comedian would tell her that advise too.

  • Mathematical certainty

    Hilarious! My observation… this lady is extremely intelligent, well educated, with a comical sense of humor! Southwest, you really have a winner with this flight attendant. She should be elevated to top management, because as a flight attendant she has, no doubt, observed and experienced the best and the worst of the lot, and would provide Southwest with invaluable ideas.

  • Deepizzaguy

    I like this stewardess. She is breath of fresh air.

  • https://www.youtube.com/user/mistercapnjoe/featured?view_as=public Capt. Joe

    That was great!
    I knew it was Southwest. All the other airlines are grounded when it comes to humor.

    • Lisa_Belise

      Seriously! Too bad there aren’t more people like this in ALL service oriented jobs. They make the world a happier place for sure.

Over 100 Hollywood Celebs Targeted by iCloud Hacker in Massive Nude Photo Leak
Sep. 2, 2014
Islamist Militia Group Goes Swimming At Pool Of An Abandoned U.S. Annex In Libya
Sep. 2, 2014
How Can You Be Pro-Life And Be For The Killing of Another Human Being?
Sep. 2, 2014
ISIS Commits Beheading Of Second American, Steven Sotloff (Censored)
Sep. 2, 2014
Golf and Vacations Can Stop ISIS In Its Tracks!
Sep. 2, 2014
Swimmers Ignore Warning Shouts As ‘Massive’ Hammerhead Shark Hunts Just Feet From Them
Sep. 1, 2014
ISIS-Supporting Cleric Leaves CNN Speechless: ‘There’s No Such Thing As A Radical Form Of Islam’
Sep. 1, 2014
Central Command Releases Video Of U.S. Airstrike On ISIS Terrorists In Armored Truck In Iraq
Sep. 1, 2014
Stopping the Border Crime Wave
Aug. 31, 2014
‘Will You Shut Up?!’: Fox Guest Goes Ballistic on ‘Moron’ Michelle Fields Over Negotiating With Terrorists
Aug. 31, 2014
Reporter Grills WH Press Secretary: ‘Why Is Obama Still Raising Campaign Money & Playing Golf?’
Aug. 31, 2014
A Hypothetical Republic: Is This The America You Would Want To Live In?
Aug. 31, 2014
Revised: Tony Stewart Speaks Publicly for First Time Since Accident That Killed Kevin Ward
Aug. 30, 2014
Eric Holder, Race Baiters, and Racists
Aug. 30, 2014
Taking The Lord’s Name In Vain: Michael Brown Isn’t Jesus Christ
Aug. 30, 2014
Roofie-Detecting Nail Polish Promotes Rape Culture?
Aug. 30, 2014
Load more