It’s Thanksgiving, a time to celebrate our blessings, our family, our friends, and the rich heritage of why we give thanks. Before the ceremonial carving of the turkey, reserve a period of remembrance, a time to reflect on the blessings bestowed upon your life. Take some time to recite the story of the first Thanksgiving. If you are having difficulty recalling the events that transpired, fret not. Campus Reform asked festive college students to tell the story of the late November holiday as only they see it. Their reciting of the first Thanksgiving is as inaccurate as it is hilarious.