Constitution

Satire: SCOTUS Handyman John Roberts Fixes Broken Laws

Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts used to call ’em as he saw ’em — voting to overturn bad law. But twice with Obamacare, he dreamed of what could be, and asked, ‘Why not?’ He chose to re-interpret the plain language of the law in order to save it. Scott Ott Thought we’re lucky to…

What ‘Freedom Of Speech’ Is Not

Nooooooooooooooooooooo. That’s not freedom of speech. Really though. That’s not what it means like at all. My goodness. Stop it. You’re embarrassing. Could you not? This has got to stop once and for all.

Shut Up Pam Geller: Defending the First Amendment

When two heavily-armed Muslims attacked Pamela Geller’s “Draw Mohammed” free-speech conference in Garland, Texas, the media called her “provocative.” Some conservatives lashed out at journalists, like CNN’s Alisyn Camerota, for that. But Scott Ott Thought, “Why do we have a First Amendment if not to protect the right of journalists to attempt to silence free-speech…