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Satire: SCOTUS Handyman John Roberts Fixes Broken Laws

Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts used to call ’em as he saw ’em — voting to overturn bad law. But twice with Obamacare, he dreamed of what could be, and asked, ‘Why not?’ He chose to re-interpret the plain language of the law in order to save it. Scott Ott Thought we’re lucky to…