Obama: “I’m Not the Strapping Young Muslim Socialist That I Used to Be!”

  

President Barack Obama joked at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday about his plans for a radical second-term evolution from ‘strapping young Muslim Socialist’ to retiree golfer, all with a new hairstyle like first lady Michelle’s.

Oh the irony…

 
 
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  • ARETHEYNUTS

    OMG Obama told the truth. Did Hell freeze over? Are pigs flying?

    • R.Young

      With enough THRUST pigs can fly (Jet engine Mechanic).

      • Sunshine Kid

        You’re forgetting that swine flu when Obama was first elected. (punny observation)

  • lutesong56

    I heard Obama say that “Muslim Socialist” line in the TV piece. But, our Colorado Springs Gazette newspaper did not print the ‘Muslim’ part. Denial is most always in full swing with the Dems/Liberals.

    • telall

      ALL DEMOCRATS SPEAK WITH ONE TONGUE

      • forrealcommonsense

        Forked!

        • Luckyme52

          All democrats and liberals speak with a forked tongue.

      • http://twitter.com/redpens68 Gary

        Mark Levin called the Democrats equal to the cult at Jonestown. I’d say that’s accurate

        • jaxb

          Yeah; but I bet they don’t mass suicide…then they wouldn’t be able to whine, complain and throw fits.

          • frankmc

            Too cowardly to do anything like that..unfortunately for the rest of the planet.

          • Sunshine Kid

            Well, they COULD throw death rattles . . .

        • Raymond

          Obama the muslim protects islam at all costs.

          http://lastresistance.com/2001/obama-protects-islam-at-all-costs/

          • Luckyme52

            You got that right on Marine, he’s not the Muslim he used to be that’s a load of crap.

          • R.Young

            Of course he’s not, the Elected One has been enlighten by Allah (Saul)!

          • panors77

            Don’t say “elected”………he wasn’t. heh.

          • R.Young

            HE is the “ELECTED ONE” We the SHEEPLE elected him.

          • panors77

            He’s certainly the communist dictator wannabe he’s always been?

        • R.Young

          Being a DUMBOCRAT is the New AMERIKAN RELIGION!

        • CQ

          I’ve been saying that for over a year – Obama has the charisma of Jones, has hypnotized the socialists & Democrats into going along with almost everything that he says.

          • Bob

            The difference between them is that Jim Jones was not foolish enough to believe he would get 72 young virgins after he offed himself. He was just crazy enough in other ways.

        • Beedogs

          Now if only they would drink the terminal Kool-Aid.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Serge-Baruch/100000669957700 Serge Baruch

        Yeah, and this tongue is forked.

      • Raymond

        Obama the muslims never-ending defense of islam
        ensures more bombing attacks by his fellow muslims.
        What would you expect from a muslim???

        http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/blog/?p=13808

      • Old1946vet

        That may be true, but I didn’t know “anuses” have tongues…….

        • R.Young

          Must not have heard a FART before!

        • :-)

          No but asses do and obozo and biden are the biggesy asses I know of.

          • http://www.facebook.com/patti.farrowpoulson Patti Farrow Poulson

            This administration is the biggest joke we have ever had….. They re ruining this country and allowing our citizens to be killed and hurt by extremists and then they want to give them their rights. PLEASE….. I cannot believe Obama and Biden were actually re-elected. What the heck is wrong with the American people – or is it a case of mass voter fraud. I would vote on that one. I hope we can make it through the next 4 years without total collapse. God Please Help Us. Mark my word, we haven’t seen the last of the bombings by extremists. I bet there are thousands of them already here and making plans to destroy us.

          • panors77

            They WEREN’T “re-elected”. Voter fraud across the board in both “elections” got them in. AS far as “four years”?? If something isn’t done to bring this clown and his minions to justice…..he’ll be in the WH as long as he likes. I fear no “elections” coming any time soon. Not 2014 not 2016.

          • phunyfarm

            Not such a funny joke – huh? More like a never ending nightmare.

      • LLinLa

        Kind of . . . is “forked” considered one or two?

      • R.Young

        Yes, FORKED!

      • fcsuszka

        You’re right. The defecation tongue. When they open their mouths out it comes. Verbal diarrhea at its best. Too bad they don’t have Kaopectate for verbal diarrhea. I’m sure our government would buy it by the tanker full.

        • phunyfarm

          Why would they want medicine to correct their current condition?? The government that is no longer for and by the people, must continue their oral diarrhea for the illiterate, misinformed, lazy, brain dead, tax payer supported masses. It is the breath of life for their current life style.

      • chief1937

        That being crooked as native Americans would say.

    • sandymittelstaedt

      I found the same thing in the Omaha World Herald article from AP that eliminated the word “muslim”. Everyone is so “politically correct”, nothing they say has any credibility.

    • Raymond

      Obama the muslim brags that taxpayer-funded abortion will
      never stop in America.

      Barack Obama is directly involved in cold blooded,
      precaculated murder.

      http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/blog/?p=13808

      • phunyfarm

        “Surprise, surprise, surprise…” – Gomer Pyle

    • Ted Crawford

      Not particularly surprizing coming from the State soon to petition for a name change , they want to be known as California Too!

  • abbe

    BULLCORN MAYBE NOT SO YOUNG BUT STILL AN ISLAMIC VIPER

  • Richard Brophy

    “Everybody loves Michelle”?? Such gall.

    • TAM44

      She gags maggots and buzzards would not dine on that ugly azed moochelle.

    • ste1021

      EVERYBODY? Not true once you get away from the MSM and political and Hollywood elite.

  • emb

    Obama is disgusting and Michelle belongs back in AfricA with her relatives. Beautiful! you have to be kidding!

    • swede41

      the obamaa are traitorous free-loaders,as long as they can feed off of the tax payers they are proud of their country,,,when they will have to spend their own money will they be as proud?
      ,

  • emb

    What are people thinking? He is appointing all Muslims for appointed positions in the government.

  • dagriz

    “I’m noit the strapping young American that I used to be either,,,,, but I’m STILL American just like he’s STILL Islamic with Islamic beliefs

    • panors77

      He’s an islamic sympatheizer with communist beliefs.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=661932942 Linda Falke

    I suppose the concept of growing up and taking responsibility for his actions, instead of blame-shifting, hasn’t sunk into that arrogant mind of his. Not surprised!

  • a_goodtarheel1

    No you’re not the strapping your socialist Muslim you used to be. You have always been angry and out of control. Now you’re an old, gray, prunish looking Muslim solialist. If you think that calling yourself that difuses the moniker, you are sadly mistaken. Noone is under the mistaken notion that you have enough humor to laugh at yourself. Disgusting human being.

  • Nottakenyan

    This half-breed, illegal, kenyan muslim has never told the truth and truly is just a typical LFN————–
    nothing more and nothing less.
    His cell mate, the First Fat Butt, is such a disgrace to the White House and the biased press continues to lie about this primate’s beauty. What a fricking joke!!!

  • TAM44

    That’s a lie from the start, I hate moochelle ugly butt obama and I hate your butt you sissified BOY from hell. Without a doubt your the worst to ever hold office and the most costly as well. Your the worst thing to ever happen to this country as you’ve done your best to destroy it.

    I wish you both nothing but as much pain and suffering that can befall you two imbeciles from hell.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anita-Eitmann/100000450497995 Anita Eitmann

    No, now you are the old strapping muslim, communist b–tard.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Serge-Baruch/100000669957700 Serge Baruch

      You meant just turd, of course? :-)

  • Incredulous_1

    “I’m not laughing.”

  • Brendajanetorres

    Tongue-in-Cheek? Or, is telling the truth and laughing in our faces?

    • http://www.facebook.com/davidecasteel David E. Casteel

      He told the truth but hoped it would be seen as TIC.

  • tuvals

    Nah, you are just a little schmuck!

  • dagriz

    SO,,,,, An OLD socialist is BETTER????????????????????????

  • caskinner

    Looks like he took Moochies horrendous false eyelashes and glued them to his forehead. I didn’t think he could look more ridiculous than he usually does. Guess I was wrong.

  • tiotaco

    Just older and more evil

  • ObamasEconomy

    Sure you are you lying piece of cow dung.

  • dntmkmecomoverther

    perhaps not…perhaps he is even worse now that he is not running for reelection.

  • Marte Cliff

    Nice trick. Tell the truth and make it seem like a joke. One thing though – I’ve never seen a photo of him that would cause me to label him “strapping.”

    • alfredo

      Imagine him aging, if he must, into an old, grey, pole-smoking queen…trused up in bondage gear and Michelle reaming him with a huge white strap-on

    • phunyfarm

      “Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy – not Hefty, Hefty, Hefty” An ass wipe none the less…

  • jb80538

    NO. He’s worse!

  • pgs

    No. You are not the streapping young socialist you used to be, you are worse, and twice as arrogant. Why don’t you stop trying to ruin America.

  • alfredo

    I certainly hope he develops a happygolucky open convertible lifestyle

    • http://twitter.com/ff_emt ff_emt

      and shows off his glorious self in a Dallas parade…

  • dagriz

    If Americans don’t SOON realize where he’s leading, they’d best learn Arabic. As for ME, I’ll be ded first

  • Reva

    Michelle looks like a gorilla

  • Tony

    That was actually a bit funny. So if you joke about being a muslim socialist, then you deflect that off you. So now he can admit it and no one will take him seriously. Pretty shrewd. If he’s not one, he’s doing a hellava job of impersonating one.

  • kds

    WHO SAID HE WAS JOKING? He is worse now than ever.

  • A Concerned American

    Mr. Obama, You are now a “Over Weight, Slack Jawed, Addle Brained Pure Trouble Maker”. You don’t support the United States in any way, shape or form. Your major goal is to “DESTROY THE USA” and set into motion your Radical Muslim government. I advise you NOT to try your BIG Plan!. You will Suffer Greatly if you do!

    • John Walt

      Like hanging?

      • alfredo

        git ‘er done, and I’ll take the fall..

  • catnip24

    yes he is.

  • outofsteam

    No he’s not the strapping young muslim he used to be…he’s an older and worse muslim than he used to be. That crack about his library being next to Bush’s, is not funny. He has no class.

    • http://twitter.com/Youngevit Ken Stephens

      It is pleasant to remember GW and the respect he showed toward citizens.
      He did his best to protect us and unite us. Obama strives to divide us and attack
      our livelihood so that he can gain political power from immigrants, blacks and
      lazy butt Americans who are looking for a handout.

      • outofsteam

        I agree totally with you. Bush is a class act and has never said anything derogatory about this administration. And, he did protect us. We never had all these problems when he was our President.

        • http://www.facebook.com/patti.farrowpoulson Patti Farrow Poulson

          To all the people that didn’t like George W. Bush – Just look what we have now…. Hope you are happy for voting for this man who is destroying our country right befor our eyes. Sad and Disgusting.

  • Dingbat36

    Of course he’s not, he’s a middle aged, wimpy, Muslim Socialist now.

  • Cynical

    He is still a Marxist-Islamic-Socialist called Barry Soeterro Obama, soon we may be able to call him a wrinkled old Socialist retainer – one Scrotum by name.

  • The_American_Way

    King Obama and Marie Antoinette can make all the jokes they want. What isn’t a joke is that this clown has not had a budget for his entire time in office and the Obama’s keep spending tax payer money at record rate.

    He is a disgusting little man who has done nothing to get America back to work as he keeps stealing more and more money from future generations.

    Only the elite Hollywood and DC degenerates could think this is funny.

    • panors77

      I couldn’t watch the whole thing. Disgusting how the MSM is really his propaganda machine, and MORE discusting is this “dinner” where they’re patting themselves on the back.

  • 2War Abn Vet

    So, now Obama is less-than-strapping older Muslim Socialist.

  • Hans

    LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE !!!!

    • 2War Abn Vet

      Obama once told a reporter, “Sometime I believe my own bulls**t.” Even Obama can’t be that stupid.

  • http://www.facebook.com/JaneScroggins Jane Scroggins

    Too true to be funny

  • singer23

    “In jest, there is truth.” Shakespeare.

  • http://www.facebook.com/davidecasteel David E. Casteel

    I think President Obama intended that comment to be humorous satire. He flopped on that, just as he does about everything else. He used words that others have been using to describe him in a way hoped to be seen as a denial; unfortunately (for him), only his supporters saw it as anything but an admission of truth.

  • http://twitter.com/ff_emt ff_emt

    most appropriate for the øvømit usurper library will be an outhouse.

  • ste1021

    You’re right! You’re not YOUNG anymore

  • Jane Berkley

    Well, I’ll be go to hell! Madonna was right!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/dwight.harrison.98 Dwight Harrison

    Two cow patties.

  • An American Hero

    OMG he told the TRUTH for 1 time

  • bonool

    tell us something we DONT know

  • vinagaroon

    Is that the asshole’s attempt at sarcastic
    humor or is he actually making an admission? Of course his idiot admirers will
    just think he is “cool and edgy” if he is a commie muzz. As for his ” beautiful
    wife” wow you gotta be kidding.

  • mallen11

    So officially he admitted he is muslim so how can he say he is a Christian?

  • SheilaRae

    ” I’m not a strapping young Muslim socialist. I only play one at the White House.”

  • Old1946vet

    Ah……..The elite and their Partying…………so many Americans hurting, trying to maintain some kind of life. Millions of “un-documented Demoncrats” getting food stamps on BOTH sides of the border. Jobless rate is STILL 7.5%! Health costs are rising very fast. Our Congress has just passed a bill where THEY don’t have to be in the Obama Health Care Reform………..They’re safe………….Mean while, over 11 millions “new” citizens are just around the corner……….so many MORE LOOKING FOR WORK…………but don’t worry Demon-crats, these NEW Zombies will vote for your party. I’m so glad that the main stream media feels that Michelle Obama’s NEW BANGS is the BEST NEWS for the public.

  • jimbo124816

    1. He is not the strapping young Muslim Socialist he used to be. He is now an old Muslim Socialist.

    2. My first impression of his “bangs” was Hi Moe! My second thought was Ho Moe!

    3. Because of his penchant for destroying his records, his presidential library will be housed in a janitor’s closet at the Greyhound Bus Terminal in Topeka. (and this is my forged Birth Certificate, and here is my forged Draft Registration, and this is a picture of my mother who was 10% black, only her right arm was black.)

    4. What’s with Micheles Hair Hat. She looks like she should be guarding Buckingham Palace.

    I don’t think I ever heard so much nervous laughter. (Should I laugh at that? I’m pretty sure it’s a lie).

    • alfredo

      Remember Dennis Franz’ character, detective Andy Sipowicz, on NYPD Blue? He had a line at the beginning of one episode that brought him a lot of heat, but says a lot in a short space – “acting their color” – might be stereotyping or racist, but that stuff is overplayed and overrated as ‘a bad thing’ – we all are, so get over it!

  • Sharpshooter003

    Imagine the outrage if a conservative had said I’m not the same shot with my AR-15 that I used to be after the Conn. school shooting …. but a disgusting muslim comment after Boston is funny …… Democrats/liberals make me sick ……

  • Scott E

    Obamas right hes not the strapping young Muslim socialist he used to be. Hes the older,more experienced, still idiotic Muslim sociallist

  • alfredo

    Who has time, patience, restraint, or complete lack of self-respect enough to party with the anus-in-chief or first dingleberry? If he’d leave office right now, I’ll bet I could get him a lifetime supply of open limos….

  • http://www.facebook.com/bruce.hahn.54 Bruce Hahn

    The first time he has told the truth in five years.

  • J. Richardson

    They laughed but he was being serious about being muslim socialist .

  • InGodWeTrust

    The worst thing about his comment is, the numb-and-dumb, low-information, American-idol watching MORONS don’t even understand that anyone who calls himself a Muslim is, by definition of their religion, commanded to KILL us. He is certainly doing a class A job of killing our country, as a start.

  • stadalberts

    Yea, Obummer, but you are still hell bent on destroying our country. How is this madman getting away with all of this?

  • Dale Putnam

    So confident that joking about it is now all ok acceptable. Not being born here, no citizenship papers, and so full of sweet joy of winning, the takedown of America… it is sickening at best and killing at worst. Just pray for God to save you, and me, because besides Him.. there is no one between us.. and the government now.

  • floridasharkman

    wasn’t this moosle, the devil in the bible series

  • vietnamvet1971

    He thinks IF he Jokes about it people will Laugh and forget that he is Telling the TRUTH!

  • alfredo

    That is one hideous load of spousal baggage….as a 5 star homo, he’ll roll with it;;two more hands to steal with…

  • http://www.facebook.com/dean.gilbert.1 Dean Gilbert

    He might not be the YOUNG Muslim Socialist today. He’s just an OLDER Muslim Socialist.

  • http://www.facebook.com/disguistedgrammy Jo Beadling

    Everyting you have done since being in office has shown us you do not care about either.Step down with a hint of grace like a man should.

  • alfredo

    All in fabor of gun control, raise your right arm…not all the way up, just extend it straight forward and bring it up about 45 degrees….there ya go….now, o-bot, March!

  • USCBIKER

    Newsflash for O, half the nation hates Moochelle! Even more hate him.

  • Harold

    I agree he is not the strapping young muslime, socialist he once was. Now he is an old died in the wool radical muslime and a full fledged comminst now.

  • Rue

    Oh yes, you traitor, you are still a Muslim and a coward.. and you may think it’s funny, but the country doesn’t. Stupid idiot!

  • http://www.facebook.com/informing.christians Debra JM Smith

    Obama is laughing his rear off at Americans. He will probably write a book someday about how he more than told Americans who he is, and people thought he was just kidding.

  • http://www.facebook.com/garrey.mcvicker Garrey McVicker

    there is people not taking him serious. this is a way he plays it off. every time he or biden tells you from raising taxs, to gun control is real, let me repete myself its real you know the truth, go, back and lesson to a lot of what he has said over the pass 4 years, hes really telling you whats going to happen, take from the rich, tax them heavely, run comps, out of buisness, to engery buisse spending billions, to going countrys who hate us trillions of dollars, to one world goverment. CANT YOU PEOPLE WAKE UP AND SPREAD THE WORD ON WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN. he has enought ammo to shoot each person 5 times. whats it going to take them knocking down tour door and putting you in a camp, those to are real. think im blowing smoke up your tail. think again.

  • bdbrad

    Obama is half right…he’s no longer “young strapping” but is still “Muslim Socialist”.

  • http://twitter.com/gmhunt4 Joseph Gary Hunt

    Glad he finally tells the true, “Muslim Socialist”. Usually he lies…….

  • popham

    You see my fellow Americans…..there he (Obama) goes again freely admitting in a
    public forum that he is a Muslim. We really don’t need any more proof than that….do we?

  • EdinNola

    I cannot fathom why this should bring any laughter, let alone so much laughter from the audience. Is there really such a prevalence of un-Americans out there? Is it really “cool” to hate your own parents, your own country, your own upbringing? These people are disgusting.

  • don

    He may not be young any longer but he is still the same old Communist he has been sense a childhood even though he is jest an Old Child. I will bet that when he is not in front of the camera he still Lay’s down on the floor and kicks and screams like a stupid spoiled child. He almost did it when He did not get his way on the back ground checks jest like a spoiled little Bast### and he had to go out and put his lips around something.

  • gavinwca

    I do not know about strapping young but you are still a Muslim Jihadist Fascist.

  • :-)

    Screw Allah,Screw Obozo,Screw the Demotwats.

  • popeye

    NO…he is now an older much more powerful Muslim socialist, may God help us. Pray, Pray, to Christ our Lord that we may be rid of this Anti-Christian.

  • Light_V_Dark

    Children and SOCIOPATHS, don’t have senses of humor. I never use sarcasm on a child, IT’S CRUEL!

    I do, however use WGS (Weapons-Grade-Sarcasm) on ADULT-CHILDREN, FROM A DISTANCE, and, I am VERY LUCKY TO STILL BE ALIVE @ 61 years of age.

    Who HATES ME THE WORST? Spineless-Pacifist-Li’l-Chrysteuns, and atheists that vote ARRRRR.

    • Light_V_Dark

      What’s WORSE, HIS ADORING THRONGS, FEEL THE LITTLE GUY IS THE GREATEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED– They ADORE COMMUNISM AND ISLAM.

      His popularity is reportedly SLIPPING. I cannot imagine WHAT it would take for His Ghoulfriends, to turn on Him.

      • Katvan

        Sorry, but I really think that the throngs of his admirers really are incapable of comprehending such concepts as communism and Islam. They “adore” Barry-O because they are taught to do so. Just engage one of them in an actual discussion on something historically factual, and they literally melt into the pavement if they do not flame out in vitriol.

        • Light_V_Dark

          Welcome, Katvan. A newcomer who hasn’t wigged out on me. UNHEARD OF.

          While everybody was sniffing about DEFICIT SPENDING, ILLEGAL WARS, AND FAIRNESS, SOMETHING HAPPENED.

          We have been sliding into hell since at LEAST the mid 60s. Christians are hated worse than Muslims, Sodomites and Communists—BUT, not as bad as they hate themselves.

          http://www.amazon.com/United-Hate-Romance-Tyranny-Terror/dp/1935071602

          Book Description Publication Date: March 3, 2009
          ..
          UNITED IN HATE analyzes the Left’s contemporary romance with militant Islam as a continuation of the Left’s love affair with communist totalitarianism in the twentieth century. Just as the Left was drawn to the communist killing machines of Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, and Castro, so too it is now attracted to radical Islam.

          Both the radical Left and radical Islam possess a profound hatred for Western culture, for a capitalist economic structure that recognizes individual achievement, and for the Judeo-Christian heritage of the United States. Both seek to establish a new world order: leftists in the form of a classless communist society, and Islamists in the form of a caliphate ruled by sharia law. To achieve these goals, both are willing to “wipe the slate clean” by means of limitless carnage, with the ultimate goal of erecting their utopia upon the ruins of the system they have destroyed.

  • Beedogs

    That’s hilarious King Barry The Putz.

  • Katvan

    …and his little “self-pimp” didn’t raise the amount of raucous laughter that he’d intended…and he was a little put out by it all. You could see it in his pregnant pause…

  • TexRancher

    Two out of four is bad enough!

  • Charles HIgley

    Isn’t it great that the Undocumented Worker-in-Chief can let his hair down and actually have fun telling the truth? When one lies 24/7, fun is to tell the truth, and people think it’s humor. That’s how far down the rabbit-hole we are.

  • ThomRaasio

    Sooooooooooooo, Does ANYBODY, have a BETTER IDEA??
    The ONLY WAY to stop ALL of this rediculous NONSENSE is for the nation to step up together on July 4, 2013, at 9 a.m. EST (6 a.m. PST).

    This is the DAY, DATE, and TIME real Americans can reclaim America from this OVERTHROW of all of our American values, and restore the freedom of the people. Only those with guns have power to rule, and that POWER belongs to the We the People………….not the public servants.

    Every year, on the SAME day, date, and time, 80 to 90 MILLION fully armed Americans step out into the public. It’s called “opening day” of hunting season, and NONE of those armed men and women go about trying to kill each other. We are Americans, and we have morals, and we know how to handle our weapons.

    We CAN DO THIS, America. Pass the word via e-mail, twitter, facebook, face to face, make flyers, call your talk show hosts………….get the word out. JULY 4, 2013….9 a.m EST (6 a.m. PST) we ALL sling our rifles over our shoulders and strap on our pistols (fully loaded), wearing them as every day APAREL, and NEVER take them off again.

    Wear them in ALL PUBLIC VENUES………..it is our RIGHT………..the RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE.

    We will NOT go around shooting each other, and the CRIMINALS who decide they want to commit crimes while everyone around them is armed would be FOOLS and we will bring them down.

    Any cop trying to take our guns from us, we will charge with TREASON for actively engaging in the overthrow of the U.S. Constitutions 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, and 10th amendments by trying to enforce UNLAWFUL ORDERS, because these amendments to the Constitution have NOT EVER BEEN REPEALED, and they are SWORN to uphold the Constitution…………not their senior officers or some communist beauracrat.

    The GOOD COPS, and there’s plenty of them out there, will CUFF them, AFTER WE MAKE A CITIZEN’S ARREST on the TREASONIST cops, and take them to jail, book’em, and let the courts deal with it from there.

    We the PEOPLE, will PROSECUTE these officers and politicians to the fullest extent of the law for TREASON and SEDITION, and we will PREVAIL!!!

    We can do this America. 80 – 90 MILLION of us TOGETHER against a total of 6 MILLION cops and active military……………and the MAJORITY of the cops and military want to be on OUR SIDE, standing with the Constitution.

    Once the PATRIOT COPS and SOLDIERS, see the 80 MILLION PATRIOT HUNTERS standing with them, they WILL step up and we WILL TAKE DOWN what is a TRUE MINORITY of cops and soldiers and the TREASONIST POLITICIANS and beauracrats, and JAIL THEM.

    We can do it ALL without having to fire a single shot. We can have America back in less than 30 days but ONLY IF WE STEP OUT TOGETHER ON INDEPENDANCE DAY…………………..ANYONE INTERESTED???……………………….ANYONE GOT A BETTER IDEA????????????

  • mystic70

    THIS NARCISSISTIC, PSYCHO-PATH IS LAUGHING AT AMERICANS AND THINKING THEY THOUGHT HE WAS JOKING. HE WAS NOT JOKING AND MANY OF US DIDN’T AND AREN’T LAUGHING WITH HIM BUT AT HIM FOR HIS IGNORANCE. HE IS AN ILLEGAL, RACIST, COMMUNIST, MARXIST, NAZI, RADICAL MUSLIM TERRORIST, TYRANT, DICTATOR WANNABE DESTROYING AMERICA. HE FORGETS THAT WE SAW HIM ON CAMERA WHEN HE THOUGHT THE CAMERAS HAD STOPPED ROLLING AS HE TOUCHED THE DIPLOMAT’S(?) ARM AND SAID, “WHEN THE GOING GETS ROUGH, I WILL STAND BESIDE THE MUSLIMS. I AM MUSLIM”. HE SURE HAS KEPT HIS WORDS LATELY!!! HE IS THE MOST EVIL TERRORIST THAT AMERICA HAS ENCOUNTERED BECAUSE HE IS DESTROYING “FROM THE INSIDE OUT” (HITLER’S MOTTO). WATCH HOW HE RAISES HIS ARM AND THE ANGLE (HITLER STYLE) WHEN HE IS TALKING. I EXPECT ANYTIME FOR HIM TO SAY, “HAIL (HEIL) HITLER”. THIS PIECE OF SEWAGE SQUATTING IN THE WHITE HOUSE IS NOT JUST ONE “CULTURE” TERRORIST, HE IS A COMBINATION OF ALL…COMMUNIST, MARXIST, NAZI AND RADICAL MUSLIM. THE SAUDIS AND SOROS AKA GEORG SCHWARTZ HAVE FUNDED AND MAYBE ARE FUNDING HIM AND OWNS HIM, SO HE THINKS HE’S UNTOUCHABLE (PROBABLY IS, THIS CROOKED, CRIMINALLY RUN GOVERNMENT DOESN’T HAVE THE GUTS TO STOP HIM) BECAUSE “HE” HAS “BOUGHT” THEM. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

  • ELLEN

    What about the peoplee killed in Bengahzi, and Ft. Hood??

  • Ackerjax

    Some of the best comedians use real life as material for great routines. This material may have been presented as a string of jokes but many of his actions and the underlying tones could cause one to pause and wonder if there is real truth than the attempted humor in this routine.

  • WorryNot

    Would anyone agree that his conscience may overloading his speech? I for one get the feeling he is clearing the doubt, but in a way that is supposed to be humorous and not to be taken seriously.
    In any case he has the potential of continueing his comedic act after we somehow find a way to get our house back.
    GOD Bless The U.S.A.

  • disqus_hhVSOtlcgT

    You never were strapping, but come on, you still fit the muslim socialist role perfectly.

  • Timothy Hobgood

    My grandmother used to say “Tell them the truth, and they’ll never believe you.” Oh Barry, your wife might be the least attractive first lady since Eleanor Roosevelt, and you are a Muslim Socialist.

  • drdgonflyr

    He’s is totally correct, he is not the young muslim he used to be, he is now the old Muslim he still is at heart. Very few people raised the way he was change their stripes. He will only take our guns away or try, he will not stop the Jihadist at all. Look what he told Israel about stopping Iran. That is why he let our borders get so easy to get into America. Muslims are coming in from the south.

  • del

    yucko puko

  • persuasive

    Nice enough person, though not entirely so. Poor president, and not alone in being so. couragetolaugh[dot]com

  • Sunshine Kid

    “Bangs” on the head? Oh, how appropriate. Wish it had been physical – might have knocked some sense in the person.
    And I noticed that he said he’d like to “keep his birthplace in the United States.” Was that a slip of his, admitting his birthplace was other than the USA?

  • http://www.facebook.com/katjan68 Kathleen Makkreel

    No, now he is a strapping old Muslim Socialist, and dumber than a rock.

  • RevWMcCall

    He’s about as Socialist as John D. Rockefeller and as religious as Archbishop Bergoglio.

  • Traphill25

    He is a communists!! The evil anti-christ! The government has been taken over by communists!

  • MALCOLMX

    it wont be so funny when his ignorant as666 is impeached.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dick.frakes Dick Frakes

    Is there a word to describe how bad and misplaced this Nit Wit is in our Whitehouse.

  • SallyE

    He’s right. He isn’t “strapping and young” anymore. :)
    Heard on a local D.C. talk show this morning that several whistle blowers are about to blow the lid off Benghazi. The Holder justice dept. is blocking security clearances for the lawyers of these whistleblowers. Obama and Holder are doing eveything they can to keep the truth from coming out.

  • Al Chemist

    The best humor always has an element of truth. Not the best humor, but there was truth from time to time. Muslim, commie, socialist … all true.

  • sandman

    This is the first time obalmer has told the truth! ever! to U.S. anyway, yes he is not the same scapy young muslim he once was, but now he has been educated, by U.S., and has more radical friends in higher places, (thanks to him), and has not held a bong in a few yrs., so now he has his “head on straight”? or he is not stoned all the time, just high on power! No he is a much more dangerous muslim now, one that has to be brought to “justice” once and for all!

  • gomer

    mark the day that he said that, it is the only time you will have seen the truth out of his mouth

  • FloridaJim

    Oh yes you are! You are still the pencil-necked geek you were at Altgeld Gardens, looking to rape America.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Charles-Linda-Bond/100000575975777 Charles Linda Bond

    From young Muslim Socialist to older Muslim Socialist.

  • chief1937

    Our president has finally put to rest the question of his birth place speaking jokingly he tells the truth.

  • swede41

    Many of us said Obama was a muslim ,but the main liberal media called us racists,,now in his own words obama has confirmed our claims..Obama will condemn 56 million babies to death,just to advance his radical socialist policies..He will never condemn his radical muslim brotherhood brothers,instead he sends them our most modern tanks and f-16 fighters,,while stripping americans of our consttutional right to keep and bare arms…Obama sealed the records about “FAST AND FURIOUS” SO THAT NO-ONE CAN BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MURDER OF AGENT TERRY,,HE IS ALSO CONCEALING THE RECORDS ABOUT THE MURDER OF 4 AMERICANS IN BENGHAZI, HIS ADMINISTRATION WATCHED THE MURDER AND DID NOTHING EVEN AFTER THEY ASKED FOR HELP ON MANY OCCASIONS..HILLY THE LIAR REFUSED TO SEND HELP…THIS ADMINISTRATION HAS THEIR BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS,,,NOW THE TRUTH IS COMING OUT ABOUT THE BOSTON BOMBING WHERE THE “TWIT NAPOLITANO FAILED TO HER JOB AGAIN…OBAMA IS A BIGGER TRAITOR THAN BENEDICT ARNOLD AND MUST BE IMPEACHED,,,IF ONLY OUR CONGRESS HAD THE BALLS TO STAND UP FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE,OUR CONSTITUTION AND OUR GREAT COUNTRY

  • wizard

    He certainly not young anymore and he never was strapping but he is STILL a muslum! Some things don’t change.

  • http://www.facebook.com/polishsniper Karl Kordecki

    If this jerk thinks he’s funny as a Letterman stand in maybe a four year contract as the Tonight show host would fit him perfect. I can’t stomach either one.

  • Gloria

    beats me why everyone thought this was so funny!!!!!!He still is a muslim…..

  • KJ

    How oddly ironic it is to hear some truths coming from Obama’s mouth.

  • Stanley

    I don’t know what all of this is about! Obama is in office and will stay in office and you don’t have the backbone or brains to do anything about it!

  • A.M. F

    Out of the mouths of comedians, much truth is shared!

  • dtroutman

    All of his policies and actions are still “Muslim Socialist”, instead of “American” as pledged in his oath of office!!

  • djw663

    Oh look, he can actually tell the truth!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/leprecaun14456 Robert Myles

    He actually for once told the truth about what he really is and what do the left wing idiot’s do, they applaud him. Talk about can’t fix stupid. this is what the left really is and we the People better wise up and get rid of em fast.

  • BigD

    Obama is just sucking up good air someone else could breathe. We don’t mind and he doesn’t matter as the old saying goes; and as far as him trying to be funny, it would be funny if his grandmother were on live TV such as Cnn, MSN and Fox at the same time. Telling the truth we all know about him.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Roedig/563049658 Rob Roedig

    the truth is often spoken of in jest

  • http://twitter.com/JBKonya104 Joyce Foster-Konya

    NOW THE TRUTH IS COMING OUT AND ALL THE PEOPLE AT THE DINNER WAS SO BUSY FEEDING THEIR FACES THAT THEY DIDN’T REALIZE WHAT HE SAID. HE’S TELLING TRUTHS ABOUT HIMSELF (MUSLIM, SOCIALIST, WASN’T BORN HERE). WHERE’S THE OUTRAGE? THEY WERE ALL SO STUPID THAT THEY THOUGHT HE WAS JOKING. WAKE UP NIMRODS…YOUR PRESIDENT IS A FRAUD! HE’S BARRY SOTEIRO, NOT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA! THEY ALL WERE SO INTO THEIR DRINKING AND EATING THAT THEY DIDN’T EVEN COMPREHEND WHAT HE SAID….AND THEY ARE JOURNALISTS! TIME TO MOVE TO PLAN #1: IMPEACH THIS PRESIDENT!

  • vinagaroon

    He never was a “strapping young” anything, more like a skinny, effeminate, little gay boy.

  • panors77

    Here’s a “new thing” Obama? Admit you are NOT elligible for the presidency being born in Kenya and resign!!! Admit you have been a phony and imposter all along.

  • tlc1532

    Funny, HA, HA. He might not be “strapping and Yound,” but he’s still all the rest! And that dumb audience laughed.

  • Buckwheat

    I wonder how hard the people are laughing at this pathetic joke who lost lives and limbs at the Boston Marathon thanks to “strapping young Muslim Socialists!”

  • Death2Unions

    No, obama is not a Socialist. He is, a hardcore, Hugo Chavez like, MARXIST!!! He is simply following along in the Chavez manual to install his Marxist State. Perhaps when blood begins to flow in the streets of America, citizens will wake up.

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.stewart.75098 Thomas Stewart

    You Can Get Arrested For Hunting Or Fishing Without A License, Yikeess, But Not For Being In The USA Illegally!! You Might Live In Arizona!!! God Bless America And Sheriff Joe Arpaio Posse.

  • Liberterian

    Finally a word of truth from the “Great Deceiver” after five years!

  • phunyfarm

    I don’t believe I would have said that. That was pretty stupid, par for the course…geez, I made an Obiteme pun..par for the course…his national obsession, the golf course and destroying the US as we know it. What a guy. Let’s give him his own golf course surrounded by electrified gates , his own personal FEMA camp. The punishment for treason gets him off too lightly. Living with your sins, without personal freedom would do him a bit of good. All day, every day, we could have recordings of his ignorant self, speaking to his ignorant self. We could tell him lies about everything, every day. People could come by and throw rotten tomatoes at him. We could simply stand there and say “nah,nah,nah,nah, nah” at him. (He would get that, it’s on his level) We could make the place an amusement park for ourselves…whenever we were sick and tired of dealing with cleaning up the mess he has made, we could go by and refresh ourselves by humiliating him in some way. No obscene stuff allowed. Just good clean fun @ his expense.
    Murdering &/or torturing is not allowed.. That just lets him off too easily. He needs a lifetime of pay back from the American people. Just let him be our own personal laughing stock to toy with.
    We will then have deported the illegals, closed the borders, eliminated most of the folks on the dole, elected a competent Congress, strengthened the military, ousted the UN, reined in government spending, eliminated the IRS, scrapped the whole OCare idea, reopened the coal mines, started using our own natural resources for fuel, deported most of the current reps, eliminated PACS completely, validated the voting process, reclaimed our country’s faith in God, ousted all the Muslims we can round up, eliminated Common Core in education, made un-natural sexual affiliations unpopular, let girls use the ladies room,, require males to use the men’s room, restricted abortion on demand, eliminated Planned Parenthood, began repairing our infrastructure,started the process of having “Made in America” on goods we actually manufacture, restricted the unions, honored and assisted our farmers, perhaps began to export quality American made goods to other countries, eliminated aid of any sort to countries not supporting American principles, legalized marijuana and all other plants in the genus, giving us raw material for useful purpose-i.e. clothing, paper, fuel, erosion control, strong rope etc., eliminated any government investment in “legal” drug production, eliminated useless studies on stupid things, instituted actual, factual education about our countries history and guiding principles….Again using the Constitution as our national “framework”……add your own pluses and what you envision a moral, non-governmentally mandated and controlled America to be..it IS possible and probable. Trouble is there is no magic wand to do these things – some seem to think the government IS one.
    We are actually the government, for the people and by the people. It is totally up to us to decide what kind of nation we prefer. I like my long winded idea of government for myself and my family.
    The bit ‘re Obama is just wishful thinking, but sort of fun to think on. The Constitution says treason gets you death by hanging if I am not mistaken, so we couldn’t just keep him around to play with. It would be fun though – pay backs are hell…
    What would you like to see happen? It’s kind of fun to think of all we could do with a government controlled by PATRIOTIC American people..

 
 
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