Liberal Chick: “The State is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want”

  

The State is my shepherd,
I shall not want.
It makes me lie down in federally owned pastures.
It leads me beside quiet waters in banned fishing areas.
It restores my soul through its control.
It guides me in the path of dependency for its namesake.
Even though our nation plunges into the valley of the shadow of debt,
I will fear no evil,
For Barack will be with me.
The Affordable Care Act and food stamps,
They comfort me.
You prepare a table of Michelle Obama approved foods before me in the presence of my Conservative and Libertarian enemies.
You anoint my head with hemp oil;
My government regulated 16-ounce cup overflows.
Surely mediocrity and an entitlement mentality will follow me
All the days of my life,
And I will dwell in a low-rent HUD home forever and ever.
Amen.

Psalm 666

via ClashDaily.com

 
 
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  • jmark72

    Just another uninformed brainwashed liberal pothead spouting the liberal mantra. Next stop, the psycho ward.

    • Adam

      Please learn how to detect satire and sarcasm, otherwise you might end up making a dumb comment on an online message board…

      • Vazir Mukhtar

        If a person is a poor thinker (=dumb), it’s for a long time.

      • jmark72

        You just did – this idiot chick is serious and your liberal mind can’t fathom it.

  • MassAlex

    Wait till the LORD gets a hold of her…

    • John

      DO you really believe in that worthless fiction?

      • boccagalupe

        You will too one day John.

  • ATLDave

    This is a good example of parody by Conservatives. No liberal would see it this way because its too specific about how crappy life in the US would be if the government took charge. For example ”
    I will dwell in a low-rent HUD home forever and ever”. I like it because it clearly spells out the problems with current “hippie, everytthingis free, man” thinking that has pervaded our government. .

    Read more: http://conservativevideos.com/2013/01/liberal-chick-the-state-is-my-shepherd-i-shall-not-want/#ixzz2GxEHadBy
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    • John

      Yes it is a good example of Conservative parody. They are poorly made and not funny. Pure snark.

  • panors77

    I think she did a good job of portraying the libtard attitude.

    • John

      And you do a good job of portraying right wing idiocy.

      • http://www.threepercenters.net/ The Diagnosis

        Right Wing Idiocy? So because someone loves the America that the Founding Fathers intended they are idiotic? You do a good job portraying a Socialist Traitor Obamaite Tool.

      • Craig Hardy

        You’re right John, the democrat marxist agenda of unsustained debt, bankruptcy and the welfare state makes much more sense than “right wing idiocy.”

        • Enough’s Enough

          John probably believes, as does the Congressional Black Caucus, such things as “a balanced budget is racist!” lol

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Christensen/100000005327315 Paul Christensen

            To a libtard it does not matter as long as one is in charge who suppresses people and does not know what he is doing.

        • teddie77

          Don’t leave out the difference of Republicans like to torture to get info & democrats like to kill with drones because dead men can’t talk

      • Patrick Henry

        Hey John, ahh, when you try to collect S.S. & Medicare when you’re older, tell me how much you enjoy our TRILLIOND in Obama Debt!

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Christensen/100000005327315 Paul Christensen

          John will not care as long as he does not have to make a choice. He likes someone else to make all of the decisions for him.

      • http://www.facebook.com/dehrle Douglas Ehrle

        Yeah, all us silly Americans that embrace core values. What are we thinking?

    • Michael G.

      She looks like the biggest “dummy” I’ve ever seen.
      Get off your dead Rear and get a Job!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/dehrle Douglas Ehrle

        Its Satire Michael, she’s making fun of Liberals

  • BlueViolets

    Her parents must be so very proud of her. Almost as much as the public indoctrination system. Sorry I meant to say public school system.

    • Hammer

      what she needs is a good f*** buy a good ol Christian white boy with a job an ar and a house he pays for……….

      • BlueViolets

        You and I hesitate to call you anything as dignified as ‘sir’ are disgusting. What she needs is good dose of reality.

      • http://www.threepercenters.net/ The Diagnosis

        Wow. If you are a Caucasian Christian I feel shame for my Race.

    • http://www.threepercenters.net/ The Diagnosis

      Are you seriousy that dense as not to realize satire? The girl did an awesome sarcastic take on a classic liberal retro-hippie. Your statement sounds like that of neo-con i.e. conervative in name alone. Chaces are she is a Libertarin, We still have Faith in the America of our Founders.

      • BlueViolets

        Not too good at recognizing sarcasm yourself are you? No I am not as the label implies a “new conservative”. I have been a conservative before you were a twinkly in your daddy’s eye. Maybe even before your daddy was a twinkle in his daddy’s eye. And I have plenty of faith in the principles of our founding fathers. The last 80 or more years of politicians are questionable with few exception.

        • http://www.threepercenters.net/ The Diagnosis

          Honestly? No. I sensed not the slightest bit of sarcasm in your comment. I do agree with the indoctrination issue you raised but as far as my Father is concerned the fact that he was 24th Infantry (as I later became) and was awarded the WWII Victory Medal I doubt your correct.

          • BlueViolets

            Well then you need a better sarcasm detector. Thank you for your service and your father’s. I am proud to have a had a brother who served his 18 months as a door gunner with the Army in Vietnam, 4 years in the Air Force in Korea and finishing out his service in 1999 with an honorable discharge and a Vietnam Campaign Medal among other medals and awards. Unfortunately I am only able to see him when and if I am near Fort Levenworth, KS where he was buried with full military honors. Between him and his two sons they have given this country over 75 years of service of which I am very proud.

          • http://www.threepercenters.net/ The Diagnosis

            I feel quite confident my sarcasm detector is fine but I respect your brother’s service and I thank yufor your kind words. You have the right to be Proud. God Bless.

      • Bobwojo48

        I agree, this is satire…..Conservative Videos.com should seek out thius young lady and interview her….

        • http://www.threepercenters.net/ The Diagnosis

          She is good and I would like to see her do more Vids. If you like a fresh voice from a beautiful young Libertarian please check out my girl Amanda at youtube.com/ABillyRock She is a phenom.

      • teddie77

        She was ridiculing Yomama & the lib way. Something that should be done more by Congressmen because it defuses a stupid & harmful agenda. Yomama & the libs do it all the time and it works. Ask Yomama

        • http://www.threepercenters.net/ The Diagnosis

          Yes. Glad you understand that. Now look up the definitions for Satire and Sarcasm and you’ll fully understand that I fully know this.

  • Sol_of_Texas

    Very good, well done!

    After reading the other comments, I can see that some people did not realize this is fine satire (the video mocks the way progressives view the government and the President).

    It is meant to MOCK “liberals” (whatever that really means) and not intended to be “blasphemous”.
    Make sense?.

  • Combat Veteran Seabee

    “A government that is large enough to give you all that you want, is also large enough to take all that you have.” Thomas Jefferson

    • teddie77

      Didn’t that just happen when obama took away the 2% SS payroll he gave to you 2 yrs ago?

  • Macranthunter

    Pretty sure this is a parody.

  • GFWSR

    Hilarious!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Darlene-Thecolaratlady/100000275763531 Darlene Thecolaratlady

    Nothing shocks me anymore. just wait till the well runs DRY, the odumba phones stop working, we have plunged into a 3rd world country b/c of such libtard thinking.Our dollsrs,China already owns our azzes, we cant even pay the interest on the money the us owes them.. Just wait till they come and DEMAND their money back. that russian may have been onto something, albeit a few yrs off when he said russia will retake alaska, other parts of the will be taken overby other countties,

  • WillytheGeek

    I thought this was a joke until she mentioned her conservative and libertarian enemies in one of the verses. She would fit in nicely in hollywood. It’s been nice knowing y’all, I’ll see you on the other side, I hope.

  • John

    Pleas let us know her name to prove that this isn’t some sort of Breitbart style scam. Either way this isn’t majority liberal thought – just another attempt by this site to slag liberals.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Roscoe-Bonnifitucci/100000459519027 Roscoe Bonnifitucci

      Libtards slag themselves. No help is required. They have a Mental disease that is characterized by White Guilt, Lack of Common Sense, Moral Turpitude and misunderstanding of Macro Economics…not to mention a propensity to hit their BONGS like there is no tomorrow.

  • Lynn

    Unless one of Obummer’s new year resolutions is to go away and die, I am not interested in hearing the rest of them!!

  • mrsawdust

    Go home to your parents they need to tuck you in bed and give you your bottle

  • http://www.threepercenters.net/ The Diagnosis

    The girl does an amazing satire. Classic sarcastic jab at Liberal Tools. She must be Libertarian.

  • J.B.

    I don’t think this is a liberal. I think she is spoofing hussein and his gravy train giveaways. A lib would speek with more vile mean attitude.

  • Adam

    THIS IS A PARODY! SATIRE. SARCASM. ETC……I figured I would let you all know, since some seem convinced that this is “real”.

  • jeff lyons

    Too funny

  • Patrick Henry

    The Lord may be your shepherd sweety, but I ain’t, and by you taking money from my children to support your lazy ass hurts my family. The Lord Jesus is MY Shephers also.

    • http://www.threepercenters.net/ The Diagnosis

      Define Sarcasm and Satire lest you make an ass of yourself with a public post of ignorance.

      • Patrick Henry

        You did a good job of that just now!

  • Pakinpastor

    Funny as hell! I love it!

  • http://www.threepercenters.net/ The Diagnosis

    If you enjoyed this Video please support the Libertarian Sweetheart Amanda at YouTube.com/ABillyRock

  • tncdel

    She ISN’T a Liberal. I wish rightwing media would stop equating commie-socialist leftwing Progressives as “Liberals.” It inadvertently abets their subterfuge. A true Liberal is almost the polar opposite of the GLOBALIST “big government” control-freak Progressives.

  • http://www.facebook.com/frank.j.austin Frank J. Austin

    Biatch need a job

  • Brad Dassey

    That was the dumbest video ever. Now I can go take a poop and think about this video the whole time.

  • Take 2

    It’s Chic not Chick…

    • http://twitter.com/ff_emt ff_emt

      “Chick”is correct, as in – slang for “girl”. “Chic” is fashionable, elegant, sophisticated. This is a parody of an “obamanite-kool-aid-drinking girl” extolling all the wonderful blessings/benefits bestowed upon her by her “messiah”. There is nothing chic about them.

      • Take 2

        A girl who is fashionable-elegant is called a Chic! You do not refer to all girl’s as chic’s. Only cool younger ones are chic’s. Other ones are called dog’s! What! Sorry. Chick is short for a baby bird that you pluck or eat after you chop its head off once they no longer hatch your eggs!

  • http://twitter.com/ff_emt ff_emt

    All you naysayers giving thumbs-down on this: It’s not meant to be serious! My goodness, look at the number of the “psalm” – there are only one hundred fifty real Psalms… Lighten up; she’s making fun of the obamanites who expect everything to be given to them – ya know, like the free obama-phones? – courtesy of you & me, of course…
    PS: look at the number of the “psalm” and remember that is satan’s number…

  • Barry

    Maybe her and Obama smoke the same sh*t???

  • hausman69

    This girl needs to be put on a treadmill to create energy for the authorities or State before she receives her food cube.

  • Firsty

    Psalm 666 was a nice touch!

  • Thom Raasio

    That was a GREAT parody. Obviously done by a very intelligent CONSERVATIVE who knows her issues. She’s not a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT because THEY don’t know or see ANY of what she’s saying.
    Great Job, darlin’

  • Dennis

    Sounds like she is making fun of liberals but hard to tell with the wackos in this country. I am a Conservative Christian.

  • readyforafight

    Yup, she did a good job of pointing out the liberal mediocrity for what it is.Liberals need to be removed by force from our land.

  • Vazir Mukhtar

    If the goal of elections is to win them, the GOP had better repackage its message and do a more professional, i.e., up-to-date, job of marketing. It’s not the message as much as it is the way its marketed. One of the weaknesses is the spokespeople. Notice how the Democrats do not use Harry Reid to promote their policies, plans, programs and the like. The GOP need charismatic, attractive, believable people. Moreover, their message must be presented as appealing, not the thundering of an angry god.

  • http://twitter.com/tsancer lloyd t sance

    What a DINGBAT

  • Floyd Keillor

    obama is my shepherd; I shall not work.

    He keepth jobs out of the hands of the people,

    Which leadeth the country to class warfare and polarization.

    He encourageth sloth; he leadeth the government to new heights in deficit spending.

    Yea, though I walk in the shadow of Economic collapse,

    I shall fear no depression: for Obama is with me.

    His handouts and monetary indiscretion supplement my income.

    He maintainest spending increases in the presence of insurmountable debt;

    He punisheth businesses with excessive regulations;

    And giveth the hard-earned fruits of labor to the unproductive.

    Surely, handouts and stimulus payments shall follow all the days of his administration;

    And I will stay unemployed forever.

    Lack of leadership, the first-ever federal credit downgrade, a failed debt deal, unemployment nearing record levels, fresh warnings of a double-dip recession, and the most toxic political climate in Washington history . . . can you trust Obama?

  • Uncle Psalm

    The GOP is my shepherd,

    I shall not want, but if I do, I’ll just have to shut up about it.

    It makes me lie down in corporate-owned pesticide laden pastures.

    It leads me beside toxic waters sterile of any living thing,

    It restores my soul through its AK 47 squirrel hunting rifles,

    It guides me in the path of economic dependency for its namesake.

    Even though our nation plunges into the valley of the shadow of debt,

    I will fear no evil, for I know the national debt was good when Reagan doubled it and Bush tripled it.

    For Rush and Newt and Mitt will be with me.

    Saving me from birth control and blaming me for rape,

    They comfort me. calling me Slut, and divorcing me if I get cancer.

    You prepare a table of Genetically Modified foods before me in the presence of my black, Hispanic, and LGBT enemies.

    You annoint my head with high fructose corn syrup;

    My 7-11 Big Gulp cup overflows.

    Surely obesity, heavy make up, whatever religion you choose for me, and a subservient, guilt-ridden mentality will follow me

    All the days of my life,

    And I will dwell in a man’s home, lie on my back, and take orders forever and ever.

    Amen.

    Uncle Psalm 666

  • http://www.facebook.com/jody.daniel.73 Jody Daniel

    Idiots abound!

  • Progressive Republican

    Corporations are people, right?

    The Corporation is my Shepherd.
    I shall want. Always®.
    He makes me lie down in “biscuit”-laden pastures.
    He leads me beside the still, polluted waters.
    He “restores” my soul with Zoloft and Prozac.
    He guides me in the path of poverty for His profits’ sake.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of personal debt, I will fear no evil
    for the Corporation owns my soul…
    Thy rod and thy staff, they beat and humiliate me.
    You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies that I might fight for the scraps callously dropped and amuse them.
    You anoint my head with thirty weight
    My “cup” is a sieve.
    Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life, yet never reach me
    And I shall dwell under the overpass to the house of the CEO
    forever.

  • Joanne

    This lazy ass girl hasn’t work a day in her life. Mommy and daddy should put a horse wip to her ass so she get off it. This kid is so full of herself it’s sicking.

 
 
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